hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best

(via collapsed)

burgrs:

i hope none of u think my blog is my life because i do other things like sometimes i shower

(Source: sterekandstuff, via fake-mermaid)

  • me: hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime
  • crush: no
  • me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!

movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

(via pizza)

solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep

(Source: cisphobic, via teenagah)

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

(via ugly)

foodchewer:

*gets arrested for being too cool*

(via hi)

raffina:

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

(via orgasm)

mild-bloom:

YOUNG ADIRANA 

(via nutellaprince)

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mild-bloom:

YOUNG ADIRANA 

(via nutellaprince)

queefjerkey:

how many tumblr followers do you have mom

yeah that’s what i thought

(via hate)

(via collapsed)

thedoctorstwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

the last guy makes me laugh so hard every time hahaha

(Source: iraffiruse, via ccindylee)

Timestamp: 1397028168

thedoctorstwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

the last guy makes me laugh so hard every time hahaha

(Source: iraffiruse, via ccindylee)

armadillo:

Do you think people send nudes to team snapchat

(Source: armadillo, via legalmexican)