queefjerkey:

how many tumblr followers do you have mom

yeah that’s what i thought

(via hate)

(via collapsed)

thedoctorstwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

the last guy makes me laugh so hard every time hahaha

(Source: iraffiruse, via ccindylee)

Timestamp: 1397028168

thedoctorstwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

the last guy makes me laugh so hard every time hahaha

(Source: iraffiruse, via ccindylee)

armadillo:

Do you think people send nudes to team snapchat

(Source: armadillo, via legalmexican)

(Source: e-pi-de-mic, via feralblonde)

what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square

(Source: batreaux, via unescapable)

exhistur:

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 

(via givingblowjobs)

words-of-emotion:

Words of emotion

Timestamp: 1397027633

words-of-emotion:

Words of emotion

rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

(via legalmexican)

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

(via hotboyproblems)

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

(Source: chroniclesofpanem, via unescapable)

follovved:

babedwire:

follovved:

its 2015 and everyone still hates me

It’s 2014

just planning ahead

(Source: straighthater, via hayykristayy)