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inories:

Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

shouldnt:

newzealandprince:

if ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing 

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oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

barebackinq:

*runs out of breath while eating*

cakejam:

”Can i have some of your-“

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encourage:

Me in the morning 

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flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

lindsaylohoean:

if nash grier was a toy he would be *drum roll*

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